so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
This is happening at my neighbors right now. I’m waiting for Sherlock but he hasn’t shown up yet.
have you checked the roof
Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust).
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people
wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t
Carrey them all Jimsel
Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.
stared at these for half an hour straight
And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…
someone is trying to find you. keep hiding
I didn’t know there were Welcome to Night Vale fortune cookies.
Ogers are like onions.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
You know it’s a con when…
Or maybe someone just took his ship again…
ok but now draw the other eye
im not sure whats happening but i like it alot
Reblogging for science
Yes. This is very science
Game postponed due to puppies.
Some of them look so pissed and then you have a few that are like ‘PUPPIES’
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