trying to figure out someone else’s shower
"Tuhon aika on tullut. Onnettomuus on täällä." - Piisamirotta, filosofi
yhdelle pikkuleivälle on silti aikaa
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS
The Hobbit: BotfA Trailer
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
This is happening at my neighbors right now. I’m waiting for Sherlock but he hasn’t shown up yet.
have you checked the roof
Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust).
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people
wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t
Carrey them all Jimsel
Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.
stared at these for half an hour straight
And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…
someone is trying to find you. keep hiding
I didn’t know there were Welcome to Night Vale fortune cookies.
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